Nikita: The Bright Bengal
In light of Nikita's very special wake up call for me this morning (4:45am) I thought it was finally time to pen her very own top ten list.
10. You think, Awwh...what a pretty kitten. She thinks, snicker...finally convinced prey to take me home with him.
9. During "stare downs" you blink first.
8. Your cat has made you hide your toilet paper under the sink to avoid bathroom confetti catastrophe.
7. You kick her into the other room to get some sleep and lock the door. She throws her body at the latch until she gets back in.
6. The laser pointer game only entertains her for 3 minutes before she identifies the laser source.
5. Her claws could destroy everything you own in an afternoon but in a Machiavellian way she waits until your on the phone to sharpen them on your home theater equipment.
4. Within fifteen minutes of being around other well-behaved cats she can teach new mischievous tricks.
3. She knows just when to put her paw over the shower head to make sure you can't wash the shampoo out of your eyes.
2. She's a hybrid and well...your not.
1. You think you need an alarm clock for your 7am meeting forgetting that at first light she will simply spring alive and knock the bed lamp over on your head.
